Hilarious, scathing responses to Morrison’s ‘bullsh*t’ plan

Described as Abbott’s re-heated homework from 2015, the Morrison government’s wildly overdue net zero 2050 plan will see Australia front up to the global climate summit in Glasgow next week holding little more than a printed prayer. The limp emissions reduction “plan” comes in spite of overwhelming support from voters, nearly a decade  in power, and fresh backing from the Murdoch media.

Australians are ecstatic:

“Angela, he held up a printed glossy pamphlet of a PowerPoint slide presentation for the cameras! He kept saying ‘plan plan plan—we have—I have—a plan’ over and over again, BUT IT WAS ONLY A PAMPHLET OF A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION WITH A MISSION STATEMENT IN IT!” #auspol #NetZero pic.twitter.com/yHX0oszmc0

— Jenny Frecklington-Jones OnBlueSkySocialAlso (@JonesHowdareyou) October 26, 2021

https://twitter.com/WarwickMcKibbin/status/1452849177688301576

Previous works in the “Australian Way” series include:
🔸The Plan to Procure Vaccines the Australian Way
🔸 The Plan to Combat Bushfires the Australian Way
🔸The Plan to Protect Anonymous Donors the Australian Way
🔸The Plan to Address Womens Rights Issues the Australian Way pic.twitter.com/0SG6pR7Fh8

— Leo the Lionheart (@actuallyleojai) October 26, 2021

Really great to read the government’s 2050 net zero strategy today, here’s a summary if you didn’t get a chance pic.twitter.com/3rzl6Uy2Lb

— Wes Mountain (@therevmountain) October 26, 2021

A Sydney man has set an ambitious target to phase out his alcohol consumption within the next 29 years, as part of an impressive plan to improve his health. https://t.co/5RvcF9pN8R

— The Shovel (@TheShovel) October 25, 2021

Australia’s on track to read net zero by about 2093, going by the latest projections: https://t.co/Hf9nbsgQEN

— I’m @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky (@KetanJ0) October 26, 2021

the government presenting their net zero by 2050 target pic.twitter.com/qG8YqTwKpH

— andie (@anndeejam) October 26, 2021

Labor really trying to get through to the kids pic.twitter.com/5tS3Eeulv9

— Justine Landis-Hanley (@justinel_h) October 26, 2021

This is not a plan to get to net zero. This is a set of assumptions – with nothing to underpin them released today – of what might happen because of technology.

— Adam Morton (@adamlmorton) October 26, 2021

It’s such a classic Morrison / Taylor staffer ploy. They feel so clever about it, too. They take whatever it is that makes Australia uniquely bad in the world, and then twist it specifically to make it look like walking back from being the worst is “ambition”

— I’m @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky (@KetanJ0) October 26, 2021